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Happy birthday from one fabulous bitch to another
Family Friendly Messages
happy birthday to a one-of-a-kind hot potato
Happy birthday to mum and dad’s ugliest child
Here’s a potato for my best spud! love you loads!
Hope you have a smashing birthday
I didn’t know what to get you so I just got you this potato!
If anyone asks tell them I got you a jacket
Potatoes are like your friends – they die when you eat them. Happy birthday
Since it’s your birthday you can put your banger in my mash
Sorry for being a rubbish friend
Thanks so much for everything – here have a potato
You’re the bangers to my mash – Happy birthday
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