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Today is all about You! Just like every other fucking day!
Today is for celebrating the day you popped out of mums vagina
Wankers deserve a birthday potato. Happy birthday wanker!
With age comes wisdom and saggy balls – happy birthday
Yay! 30 years since you ruined mum’s vagina
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