Choose Your Potato

Write Your Own Message

If you know exactly the message you want to send then this is the potato for you. Select this spud, enter your message, then customise it with some great add-ons.

Family Friendly Messages

If you want some inspiration to write a funny message but don’t want to shock small potato eyes then these are the potatoes for you. You can customise the message before purchase.

Adults Only Messages

If you want some inspiration to send a funny message that’s somewhat on the rude side then these are the potatoes for you. You can customise the message before purchase.

We know what you’re thinking! Should I send a message on a potato? Of course you should send a personalised potato gift! Your friends and loved ones are bored of getting the same old greetings cards.

We are the friendliest, best and cheapest site so send a message on a potato with us right here! We have loads of sample messages to help you send your message. It’s much better than a card – say thanks, congratulations, happy birthday, I love you, or cheer someone up with a hilarious potato message.

It’s so easy to send a message on a potato and we’ve made the process as quick as possible for you. Simply enter your personalised potato message, along the name and address of your recipient. We don’t need your details, just your email address in case we need to contact you about your potato gift. That’s how sending a potato with us can be anonymous.

So surprise someone and send a personalised message on potato. We guarantee it will be the message that stands out the most. We’ll carefully decorate and write the message on the potato, neatly package it in a nice box with protective gift packaging and any of our upgrades you choose. They’ll receive the potato in 2-3 days or the next day if you choose first class potato post.

Family Friendly Messages

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Adults Only Messages

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