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Flap your fanny it's your birthdayFlap your fanny it's your birthday
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Flap your fanny it’s your birthday

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Happy birthday from one fabulous bitch to anotherHappy birthday from one fabulous bitch to another
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Happy birthday from one fabulous bitch to another

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Happy birthday to you and your pencil penisHappy birthday to you and your pencil penis
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Happy birthday to you and your pencil penis

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I bet you shit the bed now that you're oldI bet you shit the bed now that you're old
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I bet you shit the bed now that you’re old

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I got you a potato as they ran out of giant dildosI got you a potato as they ran out of giant dildos
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I got you a potato as they ran out of giant dildos

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I just sent this to say you're a cuntI just sent this to say you're a cunt
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I just sent this to say you’re a cunt

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I would have got you a present if you weren't such a knobI would have got you a present if you weren't such a knob
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I would have got you a present if you weren’t such a knob

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I'm so glad your mum didn't swallow youI'm so glad your mum didn't swallow you
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I’m so glad your mum didn’t swallow you

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In a world full of cunts you're my favoriteIn a world full of cunts you're my favorite
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In a world full of cunts you’re my favorite

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Shake your tits it's your birthdayShake your tits it's your birthday
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Shake your tits it’s your birthday

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Shave your minge it's your birthday - you hairy bitchShave your minge it's your birthday - you hairy bitch
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Shave your minge it’s your birthday – you hairy bitch

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The only thing getting blown on your birthday is a candleThe only thing getting blown on your birthday is a candle
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The only thing getting blown on your birthday is a candle

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